Jokes and Cokes

A reason for doing something - to do something for lulz, lolz or for a laugh.

Adam: Why did you rape Emma?
John: For jokes and cokes.

by imamazed January 1, 2008

Coke can

1)cock: a penis that has the girth of a Coke can. coke can cock

2)man: nickname of a guy with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

1)I was bleeding everywhere afterward because Nick has a Coke can cock!

2)Nick is a Coke can man!

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

Turkey and Coke

shot of 101 proof kentuckey burbon brand name Wild Turkey mixed with 12 ounces of Coca Cola and ice

Good mixed drink

I want a Turkey and Coke. I wanna get drunk tonight

by maxlarue63 September 29, 2010

coke dick

a raging boner that is not able to achieve a "happy ending" due to excessive use of nose candy.

Damn, I can't squirt my load. I've got coke dick, sniff, sniff!

by Barry Hell January 20, 2003

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

coke block

someone that is stopping you, in some form, from getting cocaine. kind of like a cock block.

god damn leonard is bein a coke block! she won't share any!

by allisonthedopeshit May 5, 2008

coke whore

A weather condition that includes snowing and blowing.

And on thursday we will experience a quick moving nor'easter as a coldfront passes through, dumping 1-2" on chicago. Those of you in the western suburbs may experience a coke whore with blowing snow being a strong concern.

by bcstyle January 30, 2014