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I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
by Nostradamus? Nostradamthem! November 28, 2020
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CNN

A news network roughly six in ten Urban Dictionary users have been known to view favorably based on several large and small observed samples, which suggests that 63% of Urban Dictionary end users tend to be progressive/left leaning politically.
Based on my analysis, you have a sixty six percent likeliness of obtaining a down vote by each user who views your definition of CNN if it associates the network in a negative context.
by Woke Commercial Aficionado December 5, 2021
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cnort

Blacky McGee: i need to get some cocaine to my main vein

Chris: you need to cnort it
by beaches&shores December 9, 2010
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CNM

Wow that was a CNM
by randomname83 November 14, 2022
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Slysdexic cnut

another variation on "dyslexic" that makes an example of mixed up words and syllables. but more offensive.
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...
you dont spell Gritish Bass like that. You slysdexic cnut"
by H2ous May 27, 2009
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CnB'er

"Quit being a CnB'er you punk"
by enchanted1 October 9, 2003
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