Nigger Christmas

A Christmas-like "holiday" that involves "loot" and other procured items, typically after a natural disaster. ie: Hurricane Katrina.
"Man, it was nigger christmas at the Tchopuchoulas Wal-Mart today!"
by leftlaneguy June 15, 2008
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Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit
I’m going nigger Christmas shopping this week.
by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 09, 2021
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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum
Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum
by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013
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christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
by Fatbox January 04, 2006
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Christmas Toast

An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.
On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.
by Mynarski December 08, 2010
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Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.
Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
by eljefe123 December 25, 2010
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