cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008

ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

cream and crimson

Also called C&C, a delicious alcoholic shot named after the school colors of Indiana University. It can be found in 3 forms:

1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream & 1/2 UV Red
1/2 Milk & 1/2 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Semen & 1/2 Blood

It's best served in a group with CCR involved. Perfect for all occasions.

IU only lost to Northwestern by 22, let's do a round of cream and crimsons!

Dude, didn't we do cream and crimsons when we beat Purdue by 11?

It's a drink for all occasions! It's George Michael!

by Yosuckmydickdad March 15, 2011

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Creamboat

A highly attractive or desirable person (generally male) that when looked at causes a gushing sensation of creamy goodness in ones undergarments.

Dan is a total creamboat. Now I gotta change my pants
cream creamed gush cum dreamboat

by Diamond Lil June 23, 2009