how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

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Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

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Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness

Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

by selfcenteredguy July 28, 2010

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The Therapy Center

A center for therapy

P1:Hey are you suicidal?
P2: Yeah, why?
P1: you should join the therapy center bro

by Apxllo March 15, 2024

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Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020

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