Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

cat

ugly beast. they shed hair, and make old people sneeze. they cant go on walks? they are indoor pets and if your that ignorant enough to let them outside you probably dont take care of them. aaron henry is a cat lover<3 lmao! they smell and just lay on the middle of your couch and then when you sit on them they bit you!

Aaron: is that a cat?
Tyler: ya.. why?
Aaron: OH SWEET JESUS ITS A KITTY! I HAVE TO TWEET THIS AN TAKE A PIC FOR MY MYSPACE BWORDS! MMMMMMHM.
Tyler: (mouth drops) wtf?

by Brianna Bionic Bush June 27, 2010

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

Catting

The incorporation of cats of all breeds and colors into everyday life. Most times of leisure are spent in close proximity to felines. It’s their house, you’re just living in it. This is not just a preference, it is a way of life.

“Hey Gary, what’s with you and all your cat pictures?” “Man listen, I’ve been catting since the day I was born!”

by Melodramaniac August 24, 2020

Cat

Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.

Hey son do you want to eat Cat?

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

cat

a fluffy ball of wonder

do you like my cat

by hey girl hey :) November 28, 2018

Cat

A carnivores four legged feline that like to knock shit of counters, chase ghosts, eat your food, give you nightmares,
Make you famous on the internet, rip up carpet, and are also know as one of the most commonly used animals in the world of memes. And so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sos so so so so so so so much more.

MAA THERES A WIERD FUCKING CAT UP HERE HELP!!!!

by Last fox 28 December 14, 2019