cat

ugly beast. they shed hair, and make old people sneeze. they cant go on walks? they are indoor pets and if your that ignorant enough to let them outside you probably dont take care of them. aaron henry is a cat lover<3 lmao! they smell and just lay on the middle of your couch and then when you sit on them they bit you!

Aaron: is that a cat?
Tyler: ya.. why?
Aaron: OH SWEET JESUS ITS A KITTY! I HAVE TO TWEET THIS AN TAKE A PIC FOR MY MYSPACE BWORDS! MMMMMMHM.
Tyler: (mouth drops) wtf?

by Brianna Bionic Bush June 27, 2010

Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

A furry domesticated feline.

That cat is so cute!

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Cat

A carnivores four legged feline that like to knock shit of counters, chase ghosts, eat your food, give you nightmares,
Make you famous on the internet, rip up carpet, and are also know as one of the most commonly used animals in the world of memes. And so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sos so so so so so so so much more.

MAA THERES A WIERD FUCKING CAT UP HERE HELP!!!!

by Last fox 28 December 14, 2019