by Beacon t September 24, 2021

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

by cheesborgor May 7, 2020

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022
