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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
by Green alien dude March 9, 2018
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Crunchy

Crunchy can be used to describe someone who has done something foolish or is exhausted. Common slang from the 1990s used "crunchy" to mean foolish or embarrassing in a public way.
I tripped in front of them, and now I feel so crunchy!
by mecca71 October 31, 2025
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Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019
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Crunchy

That man looks crunchy
by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020
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Crunchy crusty Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey
Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.
by J Wilfon August 26, 2020
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crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
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crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze
A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.
by thecoolestguy12346 December 4, 2023
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