crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018

Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.

Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!

by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017

crunchy brownie

Brownies with so much weed its more weed than brownie

Yo diego just made some crunchy brownies, he's about fuck some people up

by The big man down the lane December 4, 2019

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020

Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute

Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!

by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020