Brown burrito

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

by GingerBeardDude January 5, 2017

greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

cuddle burrito

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.

"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"

by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017

salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

by KingCexcell April 18, 2018

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018