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Buddhist

A buddhist is someone who plays the guitar alot and enjoys kissing in the rain, they strighten their hair and try to save the rainforest, as well as doing lots of charity work and they couldn't hurt a fly.
-awwww, i like that buddhist
-ooh i like him, hes such a buddhist
-if only my boyfriend was a buddhist
by sheeeeeep! June 4, 2009
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Buddha

(adj, proper noun)
1) The state of being large, resembling the Buddha.
2) Josh P's father.
1: "We're going to the Americana tonight with Buddha, then a game of May I." - Dan Razzo
by JustinAC February 5, 2005
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buddaholic

An alcoholic who is a Buddist.
In 10 years Justin Bieber will be a buddaholic when he becomes a hobo.
by topless clown spanker July 29, 2011
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Buddha Rub

When a boy rubs a girls stomach for pleasure
Mike loves to give caitlin Buddha rubs on the swing.
by Buddha Rubber September 13, 2008
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Animatronic Buddhist

When a naked man crosses his legs as if meditating, and a woman rides on his penis making robotic gestures.
Damn, we did the animatronic buddhist last night! My om moment felt great.
by TheBudha01 November 27, 2010
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Buddha Juice

The sweat that comes off of your ass when you work out...
Often people drink this and become bottylisious
by Buddha Juicey April 12, 2010
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reverse buddhist monk

The act of covering yourself in an orange bed cloth, followed by shaving of your head and chanting from an ancient ritual text, while performing sexual act such as the crouching flamingo hidden dong in reverse.
Honey, i'm so excited to try the reverse buddhist monk soon as the kids leave for school
by Defmaster69 April 11, 2015
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