Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011

the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

by Teabag man June 11, 2008

Brown Mile

a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.

Dude, I just took a trip down the brown mile. Who are all these people here? 🤔🤔

by BrownMileTourGuide February 20, 2020

Down for the brown

A female or male who is interested in Mexican or tan people.

"Ew Nora you only like white boys.. But I'm down for the brown"

by nialls princess sabrina July 10, 2016

brad brown

The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.

Dude i so just want to go up and brad brown him for pissing on my beer.

by Psychoholic July 14, 2014

brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit

I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

by jarik algrich May 24, 2009