by potato wrangler September 13, 2014

by Lyricz December 24, 2003

The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.
by jscilz July 17, 2007

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.
Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.
by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

by stallion girl September 24, 2016

When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.
by señor snatch March 16, 2015

by Nick_iz October 24, 2014
