Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019
Get the Birthdaymug. A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.
You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!
You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!
by ReyMon! November 19, 2010
Get the Hippie Birthdaymug. by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023
Get the coal birthdaymug. Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday
by Litty kitty squads November 11, 2018
Get the Happy birthdaymug. A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.
Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.
by Parihell September 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Stackermug. by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018
Get the birthday titsmug. "you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010
Get the plastic birthdaymug.