bird person

A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.

Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.

That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.

by bird-man May 5, 2008

Birdcage

A Birdcage is when a guy's ribs protrude farther than his chest. It is a word that is used to joke around with someone with a small weak chest.

Hey pal, Nice birdcage!

by Richie Boncheck November 24, 2009

bird

A person that gets "around" a lot. a whore, or a playa. Meant in a negative way.

I dont fuck with her, shes a bird.

by White Boy Alex January 30, 2008

bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj

Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.

by the maker of words April 20, 2006

bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

free bird

1. A kickass song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that features some great slide guitar and a five minute guitar solo.

2. The tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. This tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don't even know what they're yelling or why.

(Note: do not utter this phrase in the presence of Bill Hicks.)

Free bird. And in the beginning there was the word "Free bird" and "Free bird" would be yelled throughout the centuries. "Free bird", the mantra of the moron! "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". If we keep yelling this, one day we'll be funny. Keep doing it. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". We will sit at the feet of Kevin Matthews. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird".

-Bill Hicks.

by Laffin Boy April 20, 2007

ghetto bird

police hellicopter.

we was gettin' chased by a ghetto bird,dogg.

by sky May 7, 2003