Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is the funniest person in the whole world! If you know a "Melissa Bil" will you never be bored. Melissa Bilen is also the biggest bitch so you should never ever be mean for a Melissa Bil! If you name is Melissa Bilen are you a very rare and speciel person. :)

- "Hello Melissa Bilen"

-"OMG YOU BITCH!"

by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is a girl that has one of the best names in the world. Bilen is danish and it means the car. Soo Melissa the car. So if you have a friend called Melissa say to her that her new name is Melissa Bilen.
Melissa is one of the best names and a really amazing person so you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car
byyeeeee

Friend 1: there is Melissa

Friend 2: don't you mean Melissa Bilen. So you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car

by Byyeeebob! December 11, 2019

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Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

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