Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015

Banter

Banter. When two guys have been clubbing all night and neither of you pulled so you both go home together and stand either side of a curtain and pleasure each other.
Not to be mistaken for Banter,No curtains.

Guy 1: I swear there's no gash in here fam.
Guy 2: Don't watch that let's go back to yours for some banter.

by Hiram Mason April 19, 2018

Banter

David Duke

Cg: We have biology today
Junior: Yay! Time for the banter -.-
Beth: You love the banter.

by Sifer67 August 5, 2011

witty banter

Someone who cuts you off on the highway or any type of road that is more than one lane.

Did you see that witty banter he almost took off my front end.

by applesauce mcgee December 9, 2007

banter

banter is joking around with mates and saying joky things with them according to certain people now banter is bullying and theres a fine line between them

me:oh sir it was just banter
teacher:banter is bullying

by callumslittlewhore December 24, 2015

Banter Brackets

Banter brackets are used to label actions and quotations. denotes actions. () denotes quotes. When they are used incorrectly negative banter points will be given.

"Why you Little" (in homer simpson voice)

chair swivels, Lav seen running from cube

by Bryan November 29, 2004

Bantery

A place you get criticised a lot. School, for example, is a place you would commonly get criticised a lot.

People: You have weird hair.. why do you do that.. what is that thing when you shake your..
Dave: What a bantery.

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010