Athileptic

An athileptic is a person that believes they possess great athletic skills, but their in-game performance more closely resembles an epileptic seizure.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Tyrone: I thought you said Mike could play?

Petey: He said he could.

Tyrone: Looks athileptic to me.

Petey: I won't pick him up next week.

by acehole2 October 10, 2011

athlete passport

an individual electronic record of a professional athlete that contains biological markers of doping and results from doping tests. The record is often used in anti-doping measures by analyzing the variations over a period of time from the athlete’s established levels rather than by actually testing for the presence of illegal substances in the urine or blood. Also called biological passport.

The sports council is preparing a list of athlete passports.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Athlethnicity

A person that shows extreme skill, athleticism or awesomeness just to do what they do.

"Man that jump was straight up Athlethnicity!"

by Gabe and Josh January 15, 2013

ashula

a strong independent black woman that dont need no man

"oo you are so ashula, good job gurl"

by ashula October 18, 2013

athletic leggings

sports bra for legs

Damnnnn these athletic leggings feel like a big sports bra on my legs

by pvqueen April 2, 2015

Athuseiate

To exaggerate and to be sarcastic

Don't athuseiate please

by Bully. Bong bang January 3, 2016

Athletes aren't hero

This means that only a person who has truly done something that should be respected should get the "hero" title. Not just "I just won a trophy.MAN I'm a hero now." If you wanna be a hero there is a lot more you need to do then attend practices.

Athletes aren't hero? No sir.

by #sike #roasted February 27, 2016