That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021