anomoly

A slight "flaw in da slaw" regarding da elemental makeup of a hardened-steel device.

Da clerk at da hardware store gave me a new drill-bit to replace da one dat had broken too easily; he then got a microscope and looked at da jagged surfaces of da broken bit, and told me dat da breakage had been caused by an anomoly in da metal-mix.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026

Green anole

When you use avocado as lube to go in the rear.

"I gave her the Green anole"
"Fresh or can-based?"
"Can. Then got the can involved"

by Cocaine Bear September 30, 2023