Jaspering

Jasperen has 2 meanings:

1) To ignore; suddenly go offline or avoid people
2)Exaggerating and attacking people for making jokes.

1:Stop jaspering me
2: ...
1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Poopydestroyer February 23, 2020

Jasper

The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss

Jasper give me a blowie.

by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025

Jasper

Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...

Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.

by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025

Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.

His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.

by GiganticD July 28, 2022

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

Jasper

Someone who is submissive and breedable, usually with a fat ass. And they can't be named this, without being at least a liiiiitle gay.

"I have breeded jasper"
"Same"

by Vegan Meatball January 12, 2023