Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 27, 2019

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

Bread Armor

To be very intensely passionate about something.

Origin: The Egyptian protesters using whatever they could find to fashion head armor, specifically the man who plastic wrapped bread around his head.

She's totally bread armor about environmental issues.

by The Sugg February 13, 2011

Bread Sauce

When you sit on someones face and take a shit

"I just bread sauced your mum"

by sheery December 25, 2008

Bread and eggs

To describe a meal to an angry male who is hungry at the work cafeteria/lunch room

"Whats for lunch Damien"
"BREAD AND EGGS AHH"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE June 27, 2023

Bread Pope

The epic leader that is leader and preaches bread. For the bread Gang.

Have you heard the bread Popes sermons.

Yes he talked about bread.

by Bread Pope May 23, 2020

Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

by AScaredBurrito October 16, 2020