Starbucks

Known for very expensive coffee, tends to put people in debt

"That was expensive... was that from Starbucks?"

by Tea-With-Sugar-And-Milk May 26, 2018

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017

Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it

"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"

by Sarene. April 23, 2018

Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucks

Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino

"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"

"Hell yeah! "

by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017

starbucks

you just gotta down it. no messin around

'aw you gotta do a starbucks common'

by sexy beast bry May 30, 2017

Starbucks Famous

Just famous enough that your local Starbucks recognizes you and knows your drink

I don't want to get mobbed by fans; I just want to be Starbucks Famous

by septemberdayvo June 4, 2017