Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.

I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"

by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

Giggling squid

When a man urinates inside a sexual partners anus and tickles them so it shoots out like a squids ink.

Paul: I just got back from the laundromat, my sheets were diabolical after Brent turned me into a giggling squid

by Paulfromthestory October 20, 2018

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019

Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

squid billie

Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.

1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.

2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"

CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."

by Lester Skymaster January 6, 2012