A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
by distruction jr February 17, 2010

by Miasaurous December 22, 2013

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
by The happy punk February 19, 2010

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.
by Gulstaff July 26, 2009
