Bum Knee

When your knee is injured and you remember the times before the injury.

Most Common:

I would have made pro if it wasn't for my bum knee.

by wordzilla March 14, 2011

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

Bum scoop

A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.

Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"

by JoeSchmoeMarine February 9, 2008

Bum bandit

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.

‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Angry Bum

A severe bout of diorreah caused by excessive drinking combined with spicy food. Hurts when it comes out and pebble dashes your toilet as if your bowels are getting revenge for putting all that crap into your system.

Man, I had severe angry bum this morning after last night.

by RedPyramid January 27, 2009

Bum Ring

A more polite term for the word asshole.

"Eugh, Jerry... You're such a fucking Bum Ring."

by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018

Bum Dip

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking said finger in ones anus thus allowing the fecal matter to stick. The finger is then licked or sucked. Similar to the popular candy, "Fun Dip" Where you lick a sugary rod and stick it into a packet of sugar allowing the sugar to stick.

Samantha and I were feeling frisky and decided to eat each other's bum dip.

by J-Hoagie October 3, 2019