worm status

A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.

I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.

by nahla1212 December 18, 2009

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

UwU worm

UwU worm is the hottest worm ever😩🔥🪱

Person 1: I'm UwU worm
Person 2: Omgggg your hot🔥🔥

by UwU.Worm November 21, 2021

Worm on a rock

A vagina on a chubbier chick where the curtain portion is covered by the large outside. Instead the vagina bulges out a little and all you see is a line, resembling a worm on a rock.

Damn, i was gonna go down on her, but it looked too much like a worm on a rock.

by fatvaghater July 1, 2011

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Waiting For The Worms

When you've lost all hope and you're decaying

Waiting For The Worms to come!

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020