Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.

Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

Wobber

A person who plays the popular Roblox game "Word Bomb" way too much and needs 6-8 weeks of mental and physical therapy.

Guy: Hey. That person is totally a wobber... Look at him!

Guy 2: For sure! He hasn't seen the sun in years!

by hanimes May 14, 2022

Webby Dog

A Webby dog is an extremely strange and rare breed of human, a man in his 50’s-60’s with extreme mood swings, he’ll be your best mate one minute and your worst enemy the next. Webby dogs tend to love a cone and they are also very sexually active. A typical Webby Dog wears a Tommy Hilfiger t shirt tucked into his shorts with sandals to finish off the drip.

Bob: Have you seen bill’s old man

Rick: yeah he’s a Webby Dog

by Black_SLIM_SHADY June 19, 2022

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.

"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them

Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.

by KateG December 31, 2008

road wobbler

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.

John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.

by gdawd49 August 1, 2009