Wizard

Used to describe some kind of social deviant, someone dirty, unsuccessful, poor, weird looking, ugly, greasy etc.

Holy fuck Matt, look at that wizard!

Damn! Look at all that UFC shirt!

by Pantera99 September 23, 2009

Wizard's Sleeve

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.

'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

by Soairse September 2, 2003

Wizard

A term used to denote marijuana. Best used whilst in front of authority figures, or when making a simple jest to a friend. Due to the obvious magic inducing powers of marijuana, those who partake of it become witches and warlocks themselves.

"OH SHIT DUDE! THAT'S A HUGE BAG OF WIZARD!"

"Fuck yeah man, we're about to get magical."

by The Morganic Morganism April 11, 2010

dirty wizard

a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts

look at the dirty wizard standing in gamestation

by dirty wizard lover August 11, 2010

Wizard

A Spellcaster that learned their Magic, has access to many spells. A Wizard is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.

Blackpowder learned his magic at a school, thus, he is a wizard.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

Wizard

Lame people that think they have magic powers.

Allie- Wizards are GAY!

Dan- Yeah they are.

by Kathey McMillan July 2, 2008

Wizard

This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"

"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"

by Candiclaus February 2, 2009