Wombat

horse manure that your cousins throw at you when you're up in a tree

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Wombat

Religion- and gender-neutral synonym for J.A.P.. Stands for "Whiny Obnoxious Bitchy American Teenager".

The W.O.M.B.A.T. got a new BMW from Daddy, but bitched because it wasn't a convertible.

by DavidS_59 August 8, 2005

wombat

A horny gay boy who masturbates continually and plays with his pubes during daytime hours. He has gigantic ears and works at subway and champion chicken. This boy likes grappling with men too.

Damn that wombat in champion chicken is gay.

by ed knutson June 21, 2006

Wombat Pussy

When someone has terrifying breath. The disease originated in the suburbs of Cleveland.

Holy FUCK, did you smell Richard's breath? That shit smells like wombat pussy!

by Scottyboy1985 March 30, 2011

Kombat_Wombat

Kombat_Wombat - see also "fag"

by Malacoda July 18, 2003

wombat

a person who hides booze in an odd place so people dont steal it. a wombatter is a person whome gathers this un protected grog and takes it for himself.

hermes the fucken wombat

by thesou123 April 19, 2005

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003