Wet Johnny

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.

Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?

by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007

Wet Sleep

When you wake up drenched in sweat and your bed is soaked. Usually occurring due to a very hot room.

Note: **Not to be confused with a wet dream**

"Dude I had such a wet sleep last night. I woke up feeling like I had just run the New York Marathon"

by Josh. May 1, 2007

wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.

Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007

wet

Cigrettes, cocaine. Smoking. Drugs.

1. I couldn't find that wet I buried.

2. Hit the wet.

3. Stop with the wet.

by Ghiz January 3, 2005

wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.

I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.

by Lokix July 21, 2008

I’m wet

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention

Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru

by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

Wet Popper

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.

I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)

by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011