weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.

That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.

by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008

weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!

That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

by emily and danielle December 9, 2008

skeenie weenie

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.

Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die

by Scene Hater October 17, 2007

beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

slim weenie

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.

It's your boy, slim weenie.

by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016

Jeanie Weenie

A pair of pants that, when sitting, appear to give the wearer a boner.

I would have totally bought those pants, but they gave me hard-core Jeanie Weenie.

by vikingchampion September 10, 2012