tights warden

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam

Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden

by sazzabaps July 30, 2009

warden

An alpha male of the group. As in the Warden who bears the keys.

How's it hanging Warden?

by wwbdd June 19, 2010

junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

Warrenton

Warrenton is a small town where old people go to die. And there is nothing for kids to do so everyone just smokes weed. we like to meet at the mart. you can go to the mini mart at any hour and see someone that you know. We also like to go to the fred meyers we mostly just sit on the couches there and everyone steals food from there. and the last place wee hang out is called the gook slab or just the slab. warrenton is often refered to as dubb-town mostly because we are all so poor we can only afford a dub at a time. We have quality ass weed here and no one really chumps either its a nice place:D And we hate the shit out of knappa.

"hey man you want to go buy a bag?"
"sure dude but I only have ten dollars."
"no worries i have ten to."
"dubb?"
"yerp."
"I love warrenton."

by gary aho August 17, 2011

Blue Warrant

The use of pre-revocation warrants for the arrest of offenders who have violated a condition of parole.

Yeah you, reading this, with your Blue Warrant, you can't hide, we're gonna find you!

by 1-800-CRIMETV September 19, 2008

search warrant

documentation that allows law enforcement to break into a persons residence or business for search and confiscation of possible contraband or other illegal items

officer, "police search warrant we are coming in!"

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

feeding the warden

prison slang for taking a shit

After eating Taco Bell, I gotta feed the warden

by snowman November 14, 2003