walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.

customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.

“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”

by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022

Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

Walmart Boy

Is a poor boy who has no friends. lives in a shack. stalks everyone, a redneck and a big douchbag.

that brett kid is stalking people, and is poor with no friends he such a walmart boy

by ryan bouska March 14, 2007

Walmart Wolverine

A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.

See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.

by purelogic April 19, 2011

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016