WalMart Baby

A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.

Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...

That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...

Fucken' Canadian legal system...

by Tarhoop McCracken February 24, 2010

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Walmart

When you're banging a girl, you finish up, and then go back to her hometown and shut down all the small businesses.

Steve: Remember Jessica? Yeah I totally got her slutty ass drunk last night and gave her the Walmart.
Robert: Up top!
*high five*

by matt_is_baller September 4, 2006

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take him to Walmart

A term said about a hot guy that you want to do dirty things to.

Damn, I'd take him to Walmart any day

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

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walmart

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.

Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

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