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squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018
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Struggle waffles

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle
Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."
by Ordol09 December 19, 2013
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twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
by Lamifer September 13, 2004
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waffles

worst food ever its no good and you should vote pancakes becoz pancakes are better
pancakes > waffles

pancakes rule!!!

waffles sucks!!!
by the pancake queen January 16, 2007
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moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".
by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013
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Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.
Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!
by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010
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Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009
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