When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle
Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."
by Ordol09 December 19, 2013

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

by the pancake queen January 16, 2007

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.
Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!
by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009
