How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.

Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.

I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021

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people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

by true bread September 9, 2022

Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022