Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022