While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023
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I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii
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Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!
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Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!
Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!
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