Resort Vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum October 1, 2007

Vagcation

1 : Any length of time in which, due to the absence of a significant other, the carrier of the vagina does not partake in vagina intercourse 2 : the time during a woman's menstrual cycle in which the women, for fear of losing her man, performs oral sex to keep him from finding another vagina

Friend 1: So I heard you tell Christine you're going to NY. That should be fun, just you and Andrew for a nice relaxing weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm leaving Andrew at home, I am in depserate need of a vagcation.

by P-Squeezie March 13, 2009

vagilation

when someone looks so good, that you just want to inhale them with your vagina.

if the words vagina, and inhalation fucked and had a child, it would be called vagilation

norma: "that guy makes my vagina smile"

yolanda: " ya, don't you just wanna vagilation his life"

by ditchpig69erhahaha February 4, 2010

Buying a Vacation

To do something purposely to get a suspension from school.

I told the principal to felch me. thus buying a vacation

by lookalike December 17, 2005

Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.

She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

Please?I need a vacation!

by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2017

resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum September 25, 2007