vaginal atrophy

The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

My friend who hadn't had sex for four years said her muff was dry as duff. Her Dr. said she had "vaginal atrophy" and prescribed sexercise.

by fleur de V November 28, 2010

Vaginal Boxing

Bruised lips from oral sex

I was doing some vaginal boxing last night and woke up this morning with a bruised lip.

by Ranger15 April 14, 2018

vudu and vaginal

like netflix and chill, amazon and anal, and hulu and handjobs, only with a deeper intensity and freakier sexual contact

okay babe, ill stop playing these games. tonight, lets do vudu and vaginal ;)

by marshlandia March 29, 2016

vaginal intertube

when the cock ring gets stuck in the woman's vagina during sexual intercourse

chad, my c-ring totally fell off inside her! gave that girl a vaginal intertube!

by peachyboiiii September 10, 2022

vaginal vengeance

Using your vagina to get revenge on someone that has wronged you. Other than physical violence, fucking someone to make get back at them is the best form of revenge. Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Does some loser think he has a chance with you? Are you a porn star that needs to prove a point? Are you a huge slut thats willing to spread your legs to prove a point? Vaginal Vengeance satisfies the man you screw and your need for revenge at the same time. If you don't like someone, fuck someone to make them feel bad.

Committing an act of vaginal vengeance is the best way to get back at someone.

Girl: I want to fuck you to piss someone off
Random Guy: Sure! Who am I to turn down a random hot chicks offer for sex!

by BaconMastert September 25, 2016

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew March 29, 2006

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003