fuck up a bird

Devour a whole chicken

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now

by Kleeve April 27, 2017

putting up a bun

To fight someone

"For the homecoming game the cheerleaders we're putting up a bun."

by Bootyasscheek December 23, 2017

Going up a dirt road

And yet another definition of anal sex.

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.

by Home doggie June 2, 2018

Shot up a bag of meh

Got bored, lost enthusiasm, have zero motivation

I would go out tonight, but I just shot up a bag of meh

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 30, 2019

coughed up a pearl

When heavy marijuana smokers cough upa THC resin ball. Similar to cigarette smokers coughing up tar.

Kyle, my weed dealer, coughed up a pearl last time we smoked.

by Scythee101 December 11, 2019

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020