Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Mouth traffic

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial

by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic

South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.

by dirtybird loves batman November 27, 2007