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dick tote

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
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totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013
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totes fallops

A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.
by smocode March 31, 2015
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Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
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Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.
Would anyone like to smoke a tote?
by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015
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Totes Yeet Yo

Predicate adjective used to describe something of acceptable or desired quality; synonym of 'good.'

The phrase was popularized after the Utah Department of Transportation changed multiple digital highway road signs to read, "Hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo" as part of a safety campaign for Teen Driver Safety Week in 2019.
"Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo!" -Utah Department of Transportation
by Muscatron April 10, 2024
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Tote

A word used by teenagers in upstate New York to call a disposable nicotine device.
John: lemme hit your tote, what flavor is it?
Brian: here, it’s peach raspberry honeydew cum wad ice.
by Choyman69 May 1, 2022
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