Shat clubber

Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.
Them 2 shat clubbers shat all over me now my life is in ruins.
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Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.
"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"
by Mordis September 18, 2018
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Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020
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Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020
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snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared
I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.
by Jimmy Smole January 13, 2022
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i shat

supposed to be i shat but not a word until now
i shat
by midgen;-; July 24, 2023
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Shat Basket

A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos
Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket
by Ripper investigators February 21, 2019
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