(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
a barbie gang is where there is a group of baddies who all hang out together and not just any girl can be in this group they all need to be on fleek at all times. A barbie gang also has a lot of confidence they normally page people together because they run tdot.
by baddest in tdot March 11, 2018
by Mr-Donz January 11, 2009
A badass sexy bitch who is also witty and hilarious. She's a self deprecating, sarcastic, party animal with a certain swagger to her that attracts both sexes. She documents her sexcapades in a brilliantly written blog. find her on blogspot!
I went out last night with a Sexaholic Barbie who not only was sexy as hell, but she could she keep up with my drinking and my sense of humor! And then we had the best sex all night long!
by Sexaholic Barbie Fan July 28, 2009
a person; typically a preppy uneducated female; that believes herself/himself to be cool and "Goth" because she/he started wearing black and reading Twilight, or something equally retarded. They also have absolutely no knowledge of what Goth actually is.
by EOVLK July 23, 2010
by Bob the Dawg May 28, 2022
An above-average attractive woman who loves the outdoors. A play on the name of the famous 1970's beach-themed collector's doll, Malibu Barbie. See Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Look at that girl--she's hot enough to almost win a beauty contest...
Guy 2: Yeah, and I heard she hunts big game with the guys, too...
Guy 1: Wow, really? ...She's a caribou barbie!
Guy 2: You betcha.
Guy 2: Yeah, and I heard she hunts big game with the guys, too...
Guy 1: Wow, really? ...She's a caribou barbie!
Guy 2: You betcha.
by metalyrical1 October 21, 2008