Tile Hill Bush Trimmer

A crazy middle class lady who spends her weekends trimming her overgrown bush.

“ey’ up pal, I’m glad our lass did a Tile Hill Bush Trimmer last weekend”

by Tatton House Bandit May 20, 2022

November 11th, National Timer Pic Day

on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.

OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...

by yuhhhhh18 November 11, 2020

Timberlakined

To place a picture of Justin Timberlake in a place that is unwanted.

Tom : I'll be right with you I just have to log on to my computer.....Ahh my background is a big gay pic of Justin Timberlake!!!!

John : Dude you just got Timberlakined!

by M Mac October 25, 2011

Timberwolf (Verb)

1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.

Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.

by jtruongie February 10, 2005

Timper

You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.

Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.

by Lompimp February 22, 2012

timme hung

a really gross man , that shares horible pictures while you are enjoying your dinner peacefully

what's this , man!!
ughh so gross
yeah ahah, that pic is soo timme hung

by lyi January 21, 2014

Timbers

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.

The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?

by ECSTID January 13, 2012