Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013

Level Three

The level after Level One and Level Two. At this level, things will probably get fucked up. Puppies and kittens will be thrown for long distance, middle finger enemas will be given, and babies will be punched so hard their tiny brains explode.

If someone has gone Level Three, clear the fuck out.

Person 1: So, she turned to me and told me to shut up and leave her alone. That pissed me off. I'm about to go Level Three in here.

Person 2: Oh, shit, hang on. Let me get a few miles away first.

by Lifeinsteps May 29, 2012

the three j`s

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.

I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!

by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

all threes

Big dicked dude with an erection. Tripod.

You got me standing on all threes, pretty girl in the short jeans. - OMI

by KevStarSF July 10, 2016

The Three Bag Slap

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.

What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020