Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 December 18, 2012

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

homework vampire

Someone who can only do homework at night.

I'm such a homework vampire... i'm just too distracted during the day

by iambill09 April 26, 2011

Chocolate Vampire

1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.

2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.

Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?

Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!

Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate

by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019