"Janet is awesome, she had a tailgate special and passed me a drumstick while I was pounding her ass!"
by Nom De Doom October 8, 2011

Description of The Mackey Special:
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

The Dani special is when during reverse cowgirl position, you proceed to insert 3 fingers in her butthole.
by PennySake April 20, 2019

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.
by the bæ July 24, 2015
