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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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P Shed

Uh oh, P shed is back at the elementary school.
by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024
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shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.
*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016
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Barney's Shed

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.
by fireboss1 February 7, 2017
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